I got banned from BumbleBFF...three times.

When I first moved back to Austin tail end of 2021, I was desperate to make friends. I got tired of tracking down these potential serial-killer chicks to drink orange mocha frappucinos...only to have them bail last minute. 

Rather than chasing these randos, I started CREATING the kind of events you want to invite your friends to...and thus, 
I am BumbleBFF's worst nightmare because I pull people out of the Matrix and create face-to-face encounters with other semi-cool humans.



So my question to you is-

How hungry are you?

Because I'm starving for genuine friendship with individuals who don't judge me for being the fried-chicken-loving gutter possum that I am.

So here's what you can expect as a marsupial-adjacent being in our HOOD RAT SECRET SOCIETY:

1. Sometimes, I host events that take the guesswork out of meeting new, cool people; you may wanna hang around for that exclusive invite...

2. This email troll hole is designed for big questions—transparent, wildly entertaining (You know you were thinkin' it, I just said it...), playful conversations.

...Because aint nobody got time for those virtue-signalling, peacocking, FaceTune antics.

I interview interesting people for a living who are perpetually evolving and aren't afraid to laugh at themselves. Sometimes I bring them on my show — you get first access to those conversations here.

I'm obsessed with understanding the HOW and WHY in relationships and life.

So you can expect to get first dibs on conversations about:

  • How do you find the love of your life in a dating pool that's as diluted, homogenous, and boring as that first soggy bowl of porridge Goldilocks turned down?
  • How do you attract that beautiful, soulful human who can quote Nietzsche, could also be an assassin, and could also murder this plate of nachos in front of you?
  • How are you supposed to be an artist, be true to your craft, but also be financially responsible (without selling your soul?!!) 
  • How do you clear that six-figure threshold into seven figures, generate passive revenue streams, and build a life you love NOW, not two decades and a double knee replacement later?

 
...Ya know, the stuff that keeps me up at night, that isn't fit for social media, the general public, or your mom (or maybe your mom is like mine, one of the O.G. baddies before her time. In that case, bring her, too, we need her wisdom. And snacks.)


Long story, way too long; buckle up or unsubscribe now.

- Shelby Grace


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...Need to break up with that gaslightin' 'Nozzler and need to find the courage?
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Pop these playlists in your ear holes... they'll get your head right.

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-Shelbow Baggins
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