When I first moved back to Austin tail end of 2021, I was desperate to make friends. I got tired of tracking down these potential serial-killer chicks to drink orange mocha frappucinos one-on-one...only to have them bail last minute. 

Rather than chasing these randos, I started CREATING the kind of events you want to invite your friends to...and thus, I became the antichrist of BumbleBFF because I pulled people out of the Matrix and got them together IRL.

TLDR: I create kick @$$ events in person and digitally that are wildly entertaining and attract freakin' interesting people who are hungry for ride-or-die friendship.

So here's why you should join our Rat Pack:

1. Sometimes, I put on events that take the guesswork out of meeting new cool people, and teach cool workshops; you may wanna hang around for those exclusive invites...& 

2. This email troll hole is designed for honest, politically INCORRECT conversations—taboo, transparent, REAL TALK conversations about the secret stuff that keeps me and my friends up at night. Like...

• How do you find the love of your life, in a dating world that's as diluted and boring as that first sh*tty bowl of porridge Goldilocks turned down?
• How do you build ride-or-die friendships as a transplant in a new city?
• How do you work yourself out of a job, generate passive revenue streams, and set yourself up for a plush early retirement as a millennial whose parents aren't paying for sh*t?
• How do you catch the eye of that bombshell babe when you're not a con artist, and you actually have morals (which, apparently, will bite you in the ass because girls only like bad boys??? WTF is that about? jk I know the answer we'll talk about it in like six weeks)
• Are rolling orgasms really a thing, or is it just the stuff of legend and weird TikTok D/s wormholes? (And do you/your partner have to have a megadong to make that happen?
• How do you attract that beautiful soulful man who can quote Nietzsche, could also be an assassin, and could also murder this plate of nachos in front of you?
• How can you own multiple properties in multiple countries and build a lifestyle with perpetual travel built in?
• Are the only people having "good sex" in LTRs those non-Monog weirdos?
• How are you supposed to be an artist, be true to your craft, but also be financially responsible (without selling your f*cking soul?! Somebody f*cking tell me!!) 

 
...It's the conversations that aren't fit for social media, the general public, or your mom (but my mom's pretty inundated with it at this point, though. She's been saying stuff like, "Shelby, you can't just pee on yourself in public and then drive home." since I was 16. Just ask Donnie.)

Long story, way too long; buckle up or unsubscribe now.

- Shelby Grace

Sign up now and claim your spot in the inner circle. (Shhh... it's a secret.)

As a welcome gift, you'll gain access to my top 3 "Kick @$$ and Take Names" Pump Up playlists.
...Need to break up with that gaslightin' 'Nozzler and need to find the courage?
...Have a sales call or contract negotiation you're dreading coming up?

Pop these playlists in your ear holes... they'll get your head right.